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#1 Cheerleader Camp (2010)
Directed By: Mark Quod
Reviewer: Chuck Conry
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Well you never really know what you’re going to get from The Asylum. After hearing moans and groans over a number of their films I was shocked to see the film 6 Guns by them which actually wasn’t bad. But behold what we have today, a film called #1 Cheerleader Camp! Basically we took the elements of such films as Fired Up, American Pie, and Bring It On, and we mixed it all up in a blinder! And the results give …

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Dolla Morte (2006)Directed By: Bill Zebub (Breaking Her Will)Reviewer: Chuck Conry
The PrologueIn the world of movie reviews you never really know just what is going to come your way. And today the movie I’m going to review is a movie called, Dalla Morte. You see, Dalla Morte is an outrageous film, with a very outrageous and at times confusing plot. Also, this movie has no actors and is made up totally of dolls, action figures, and toys, with some CGI tossed in. It’s not on the level of something like Robot …

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Paranormal Activity 2
2010directed by:Tod Williams91 minsReviewer Chris Power
Plot-
After experiencing what they think are a series of “break-ins”, a family sets up security cameras around their home, only to realize that the events unfolding before them are more sinister than they seem.
Review-
It takes a lot to get me to a crowded theater these days – like free passes and beer. So when Chris Bridges (SFX master) asked if I wanted to check this out I said “sure” – but my expectations were low. Yet another one of these fuckin’ fake documentary …