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Ready Or Not (2012) Movie Review
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Ready or Not (2012)
 
“You can’t hide forever.”
 
Directed by: Alek Lev
 
Starring: Christy Meyers, Trevor Murphy, McKenna Kerrigan, Ashley Hinson, Woodwyn Koons, Jeff Meacham and Alek Lev
 
Review by: Jeff C
 
Synopsis: Come out, come out, wherever you are… A new reality television show chooses six contestants to travel to a secluded mansion to compete for one million dollars. The game is Hide-and-Seek. But the rules change when one contestant is found murdered by the very cameraman who was sent to record their every move. The players realize that this is no game. It’s a real life horror …

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Dracula Vs. Frankenstein (1971) Movie Review
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Dracula Vs Frankenstein
Available from Cheezy Flicks click here.
Reviewer: Jeff Camera
Director: Al Adamson

Writers: William Pugsley (story), Samuel M. Sherman(story)

Stars: J. Carrol Naish, Lon Chaney Jr. and Zandor Vorkov

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Jeff’s Top 10 Horror Movies of 2012
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Check out Jeff from Much of Madness/More of Sin’s Top 10 List. Play to hear his detailed description of each film. 

Top 10 Horror of 2012
10. Rise of the Animals
09. The Possession
08. The Millennium Bug
07. Munger Road
06. The Collection
05. Deadly Detour
04. Race War
03. In Their Skin
02. Father’s Day
01. Grabbers
Worst Horror Films of the Year
Mr. Hush and Don’t Go In The Woods
Best Kill of the Year
Bus scene finale in Deadly Detour
Piece of Ass of the Year
Veronica Ricci – Bloody Mary 3D, Treasure Chest of Horrors 
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The Frozen (2012) Movie Review
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The Frozen (2012)
Director: Andrew Hyatt
Cast: Brit Morgan (True Blood), Noah Segan (Looper, Cabin Fever 2), Seth David Mitchell
Review by: Jeff C
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Greystone Park (2012) Movie Review
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Greystone Park
Director: Sean Stone
Writers: Sean Stone, Alexander Wraith
Stars: Oliver Stone, Alexander Wraith and Sean Stone
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Reviewer: Jeff Camera

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Creep Van (2012) Movie Review
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Creep Van (2012)

“Let The Bad Times Roll.”

Directed by: Scott W. Mckinlay (“Gag”)

Screenplay by: Jim Bartoo

Starring: Brian Kolodziej (“Flight of the Living Dead’, “Gag”)
 
Amy Wehrell (“Gag”, “Love”)
 
Collin Bernsen (“Puppet Master II”, “Double Trouble”)

Review by: Jeff Camera

   Let me start by saying that, with a few exceptions, 2012 has not been a very strong year for horror films. So what better to get us out of this 7 month rut than with a good ole 80′s style slasher flick that really delivers.

   Creep Van is the story of a down on his luck guy named Campbell Jackson (Brian Kolodziej) who is having …

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Abnormal Activity (2010) / Abnormal Activity 3 (2011) Movie Reviews
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Abnormal Activity (2010) / Abnormal Activity 3 (2011) Movie Reviews
Directed by: Jason Gerbay
 
Starring: Lexy Lexington, Jason Gerbay and Louise McCartney
 
Review by: Jeff C

Anything that’s extremely successful at the box office will eventually be copied many times over, especially when it can be done for a super low budget. So when ‘The Blair Witch Project’ came out of nowhere and started crushing ticket sales records in the summer of ’99, we were sure that we would see the documentary style handheld video camera movie again.
 
Then, after something is successful and gets copied (and copied, …

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From The Inside (2010) Movie Review
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From The Inside (2010)
‘If You Haven’t Got Your Safety, You’ve Got Nothing…’
Directed by: Jim Haggerty (‘The Slasher’, ‘Grave Danger’, ‘Witchmaster General’)
Starring: Dave Daniels (‘The Slasher’, ‘I Dream Of Dracula’)
Amanda Ladd (‘The Devil’s Courthouse’, ‘Massacre At Shelton Laurel’)
Brian Haggerty (‘Hijinx’)
Review by: Jeff C
 

I’ve always been a fan of 70′s exploitation films, especially revenge movies like ‘The Last House on the Left’ and ‘I Spit on your Grave’. Since Tarantino & Rodriguez brought back ‘Grindhouse’ to the masses in 2007, we’ve been blessed with a ton of movies that have paid homage …

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Dear God No! (2011) Movie Review
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Dear God No! (2011)

“When The Blood Begins To Flow, Who Will Be Left To Scream…”

Directed by: James Bickert (“Dumpster Baby”)

Starring: Jett Bryant, Madeline Brumby, Paul McComiskey & Olivia LaCroix
Review by: Jeff C

About the Film: The film follows an outlaw motorcycle gang known as ‘The Impalers’ as they wind down a tri-state rape and murder spree. After a gruesome battle with rival club, ‘Satan’s Own’, the survivors hole up in a secluded cabin in the North Georgia mountains. Taking advantage of what seems like easy marks for their depravity, the rough and tough ‘Impalers’ soon find themselves struggling to survive …

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The Bleeding House (2011) Movie Review
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The Bleeding House (2011)
“Grace Will Come To You.”
Directed by: Philip Gelatt
Starring: Alexandra Chando (“As the World Turns”, “The Lying Game”)
Patrick Breen (“Men in Black”, “Galaxy Quest”)
Review by: Jeff C
A stranger (Patrick Breen) with mysterious intentions comes to stay the night at a secluded country home, but what he finds inside is a family torn apart by a violent past and a secret more deadly than he expected.
The trick to making an effective slower moving thriller comes down to a few essential elements. The first and most important is an interesting …

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Hider In The House (1989) Movie Review
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Hider in the House (1989)
“You Can’t Lock Him Out. He’s Already In.”Directed by: Matthew Patrick (“Tainted Blood”, “Night Owl”)
Starring: Gary Busey (“Piranha 3DD”, “Point Break”, “The Gingerdead Man”)
Mimi Rogers (“Ginger Snaps”, “Austin Powers”, “Penny Dreadful”)
Michael McKean (“This is Spinal Tap”, “Laverne & Shirley”, “Clue”)
Review by: Jeff C
Gary Busey stars as Tom Sykes, a psychopath who after being released from a mental institution, which he’s been at since killing his abusive parents as a child, decides to move in with Julie & Phil Dryer (Mimi Rogers & Michael McKean). The only problem is they don’t …

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Necronos: Tower of Doom (2010) Movie Review
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Necronos: Tower of Doom (2010)
“You Can Not Kill What Is Already Dead.”
Directed by: Marc Rohnstock (“Dungeon of Evil”, “Graveyard of the Living Dead”)
Starring: Thomas Sender (“Project Genesis”, “Graveyard of the Living Dead”)
Timo Fuchs (“Karl the Butcher vs Axe”, “Graveyard of the Living Dead”)
Manoush (“Fearmakers”, “Game Over”)
Review by: Jeff C
This has got to be one of the most difficult movies to review that I have ever come across. It’s such a mixed bag, in every aspect of the film, that I don’t know where to begin. You see what we have …

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Fright Night (2011) Movie Review
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Fright Night (2011)
“You Can’t Run From Evil When It Lives Next Door.”
Directed by: Craig Gillespie (“Mr. Woodcock”, “United States of Tara”)
Starring: Anton Yelchin (“Terminator Salvation”, “Star Trek”)
Colin Farrell (“Alexander”, “Phone Booth”, “Horrible Bosses”)
Imogen Poots (“28 Weeks Later”, “V for Vendetta”)
David Tennant (“Dr. Who”, “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”)
Review by: Jeff C
In this remake of the 1985 classic, teenager Charley Brewster (Yelchin) guesses that his new neighbor Jerry Dandrige (Farrell) is a vampire responsible for a string of recent deaths in the neighborhood. When no one he knows believes …

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Cry Baby Lane (2000) Movie Review
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Cry Baby Lane (2000)
“Someone Wants To Meet You.”
Directed by: Peter Lauer (“Strangers with Candy”, “Malcolm in the Middle”)
Starring: Jase Blankfort (“Revolution #9”, “Full-Court Miracle”)
Trey Rogers (“Closing Time”, “Palm County”)
Frank Langella (“Dracula (1979)”, “Superman Returns”, “The Box”)
Review by: Jeff C

Okay, so the story of ‘Cry Baby Lane’ goes like this. Back in 2000, Nickelodeon decided to air a horror flick (that they produced) during their big Halloween weekend. Kids love being scared on Halloween, right? So they got their biggest star at the time,Melissa Joan Hart (or ‘Sabrina the Teenage Witch’), to introduce …

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The Guardian (1990) Movie Review
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The Guardian (1990)
“Tonight, while the world is asleep… an ancient evil is about to awaken.”
Directed by: William Friedkin (“The Exorcist“, “To Live & Die In L.A.”)
Starring: Jenny Seagrove (“Appointment with Death”, “Judge John Deed”)
Dwier Brown (“House”, “Field of Dreams”, “Red Dragon”)
Carey Lowell (“Licence To Kill”, “Sleepless in Seattle”)
Review by: Jeff C
After stealing the baby that she had been hired to look after, for her Druid (tree worshiping) practices, Camilla inquires about babysitting for Kate and Phil’s son, Jake. She eliminates her competition for the …

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The Gate (1987) Mega Movie Review
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The Gate (1987)
Directed By: Tibor Takács
Reviewer: Chuck Conry
The Prologue
Well as much of a fan of 80′s style horror as I am, I had never seen,
The Gate, until now. I do know that it certainly seems to hold a place
in the heart of a lot who have seen it, so that’s reason enough for
checking it out then right? I mean what’s not to love about a tale of
kids who accidentally open up.well.a gate..in their backyard? I’m sure
had I seen this as a kid …

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Devilfish (1984) Movie Review
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Devilfish (1984)
“Sink Your Teeth Into Pure Terror.”
Directed by: Lamberto Bava (“Demons”, “Demons 2″ , “A Blade in the Dark“)
Starring: Michael Sopkiw (“Massacre in Dinosaur Valley”, “Blastfighter”)
Valentine Monnier (“2019: After the Fall of New York”, “The Telephone Bar”)
Review by: Jeff C
Many questions arise when bodies begin to wash ashore along the Florida coast. Since the marks on the corpses don’t lead to any known animal, scientist Dr. Stella Dickens (Valentine Monnier) suspects it’s the work of an unknown life form and strives to catch it alive. …