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Crestfallen (2011) Short Film Review
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CRESTFALLEN
Director: Jeremiah Kipp
Writer: Russ Penning
Starring: Deneen Melody, Michael Partipilo and Taylor Metzger
Reviewed by: Char Hardin
(1-5): 4
Category: Short-Film
Crestfallen
“C is for Cry…this short made me cry.” Char Hardin
Today was the day for CRESTFALLEN and whatever my expectations for the film were, they were shattered with the musical score and the power of Deneen Melody…her eyes convey the emotions that set the tone for this film. A fan of Deneen’s I was ever pleased to find out she was in this short film. She has a look of innocence about her and I …

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Bikini Monsters (2010) Movie Review
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Bikini Monsters
Director- Terence Muncy
Starring : Melanie Robel , Cyndi Crotts , Sara Maas ,Brad Guerrie , Anthony Wayne and more
Unrated
Reviewer: John Ginder
In a secluded laboratory just off the Florida coast a scientist works feverishly on his grizzly experiment. Known by local transients only as “the beach bum”
He has dedicated his life to creating the ultimate expression of beauty, a mermaid.
In the wake of his dark obsession is a trail of test subjects left horrifically twisted and mutated abominations the likes …

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Red (2011) Short Film Review
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Maude Michaud’s Red
Short film- approx 14 minutes
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Reviewer: John Ginder
Okay everyone, here is another brilliant masterpiece by Maude Michaud, the director of Bloody Breasts (a mini series on women in horror ). This is quite remarkable. Maude has an amazing ability to make a short so complete, great visually, musically, and great folks to be in the films! This little film shows why KARMA will bite your ass idea. BIG TIME!!  A womanizing man meets his match in the gorgeous Olga. Damn, she is wonderful! She is stunningly gorgeous, and so alluring. Even …

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Maya’s Journel Short Film Review
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Maya’s Journel
Short film approx 6 minutes
Debut offering by Nadine L’Esperance
By John Ginder
Okay  now  here is a great debut of a short film by the wonderful Nadine L’Esperance. Maybe one day it will become a full length film! Go check this out and show some love! Its only about 6 minutes of your time, so there really isn’t any reason why not check out this very first film project ever by Nadine!
This film has zombies and some pretty decent gore for a debut outing. I would love to see what can …

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Beverly Lane (2011) Movie Review
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Beverly Lane (2011)
Director- Joshua Hull
Written by- Joshua Hull
Starring- Jim O’Rear, Deborah Mincy, Noah East, Eris Schroeder, Angela Steele, Matt Rich, Mark Nash and more ……
Length – 69:00 minutes
Rated -Not Rated (smidgen of gore , some language , crass humor , no nakedness (Joshua -take note- nakedness is a must -at least a few boobies-lol)
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Zomedy
Reviewer: John Ginder
The movie was filmed in the wonderful wacky world of Anderson Indiana. Talk about small town- weird town- what better place for zombies on parade!
Beverly Lane follows a local metal company as they celebrate the …

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Within The Woods (1978) Short Film Review
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Within the Woods 1978
Director- Sam Raimi
Stars- Bruce Campbell , Ellen Sandwiess , Scott Spiegel , and Mary Valenti
Not Rated
Violence , Gore , Creepy Ass Music , and Creepy Ass Sound Effects
30 minutes approx.
Movie rating- 3 of 10
Demo rating- 10/10
Reviewer: John Ginder
“you’re only cursed by the evil spirits if you violate the graves of the dead”
Isn’t that a forewarning if I ever heard of one! This, the mighty “demo” for the Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2 is just that, a demo! Filmed all in Super 8 as was Evil Dead and …

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Interview With The Vampire (1994) Movie Review
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
Director: Neil Jordan
Writer: Anne Rice
Stars: Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Antonio Banderas
Released: 1994
Rating: R for violence, gore and sexuality
Reviewed by: John Ginder
Category: Action-Horror-Fantasy
Article: “Character Study between Lestat and Louis“
INTERVIEW OF THE VAMPIRE
A friend once told me: “There’s nothing so bad that, that there isn’t something good in it and nothing so good, that there isn’t some bad in it!”
What does this have to do with this movie? Well, the film itself has some good and bad. It had people furious when the news that Tom Cruise was to …

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Lethal Obsession (2010) Movie Review
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Horrorphilia Jason here to announce that we have another contributor to the Horrorphilia Network. We are excited for John to do movie reviews for us and without further ado here’s John with his introduction
Hello Horrophiliacs, my name is John. I would like to introduce myself to you the readers and listeners to HORRORPHILIA and just tell you a little about why I want to write reviews.
I grew up watching horror and science fiction, everything from Godzilla to Forbidden Planet, from Hammer Horror to Universal Monsters! I loved ALL of them! …